This is your alma mater emailing...(Not a joke, though it made me literally laugh out loud)

On Tue, Jan 6, 2009 at 5:23 PM, THE employee wrote:

Hi "Ceil", 

I just wanted to let you know that we haven't received your forms for orientation yet. These are the housing form and deposit (if you are living on campus), emergency contact and health forms, and the guest and meal registration form (if you are bringing any family members). Please return these as soon as possible. Let me know if you need new copies of anything. 

We look forward to having you back on campus next week! 

Regards, 

/s/

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